Fishing
guides are supposed to make fishing in a new location more interesting. They
guide on their knowledge and reputation. It is not regular work, so guides need
to keep their clients happy or they soon find themselves out of work. “Putting
clients on fish” is the most important part of the job. It also helps if they
good at BS as fishing trips are measured in days and not hours, and it helps entertain the clients.
Hiring a
guide is expensive. Rarely do they charge less than $200 for a day of fishing,
and often more than that. In addition, the expectation is that they will clean
your fish and you will tip them for a good day of fishing. In our case we tip
out of guilt.
Don and I
are cursed. It is not us individually, but the two of us in combination. Sure, you might not believe in curses. I didn’t use to believe in curses, but I do
now. When we became cursed I don’t know. Maybe Don insulted someone who owned a billy goat. After all, he is an avid Cardinals fan. Possibly it was a student
or parent who spent time at both of our schools. I can think of several who
were up to the task. He did have a professional palm reader in his school area. “Evidence?
Show Proof, you say” ok you asked for it.
Misguided Fishing Evergreen
Paul C. is a
local Bloomington guide not to be confused with my “Principal of Fishing”
buddy, Paul O.B. Paul C. gets lots of
work from his reputation. He is frequently written about in the newspaper. He
even travels to Minnesota to guide in the Boundary Waters.
Connie bought
me a package for Christmas. It involved a custom built fishing rod (Paul is a
craftsman), and one half day guided fishing trip for a friend and me. I took
Don.
I wanted to
catch walleyes (actually hybrid walleyes) on Evergreen Lake. We fished the main
lake for hours. No fish were caught. We moved into a cove, no fish. After about
four hours, we packed it in. Paul felt so guilty he offered to take me on
another trip. He did make a nice rod for me, although a few years later, Don
broke off the tip inside my boat rod locker. I didn’t feel cursed then, just back luck.
Getting skunked was part of fishing.
When I
fished with Paul C. by myself, we caught
fish. I still use the techniques he taught me. Apparently without Don and Rick
in combination, no curse.
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