Previews of Coming Posts

Movies have trailers and so do boats. Why not have blog trailers of coming attractions?

Are we a hazard to fishing and boating?? We really did the following.  The person(s) involved will be revealed in coming posts.

Put a boat in the lake and have the trailer bunkers float away

Fill the boat fuel tank with diesel fuel

Close a garage door while the boat was in the doorway, breaking the garage door

Drive across a lake with the trolling motor down and then hitting a submerged tree breaking off the trolling motor

Tie a slip knot to the dock and, while retrieving the boat trailer, watch the boat drift across the lake

Knocking over a boat battery while putting the boat away for the winter, and finding acid had eaten through the hull and was dripping on the garage floor

Leaving a seat sitting loosely on the boat deck and losing it while driving down the road

Hitting a rock bar at high speed with the boat motor ruining the lower unit

Backing a boat into the side of a motel and bending the propeller

Putting a boat in the lake while one of the trailer straps was still attached to the trailer

Failing to put up the trailer support wheel and driving for several miles

Leaving an inflatable fishing vest sitting on the boat deck losing it while driving down the road

Failing to weight down a fishing rod and losing it on the interstate highway

Leaving a fishing rod loosely on the boat deck and watching it fall away into the lake while tying a knot on another line.

Failing to tie an anchor to the boat and throwing it overboard

Peeing from a boat, losing balance, and falling in a lake while losing one’s glasses

Getting a ticket for not having the plastic caps snapped down on a trolling motor battery

Turning off the kill switch on a boat and then trying to start the boat motor. When that failed, taking the boat back to the mechanic to complain he didn’t fix it properly.

Remarking how many fish were visible and how deep the water was before discovering the fish finder was set on simulator

Leaving the drain plug out nearly sinking the boat the first time it was launched

And many more…